"Romance and Cigarettes"

I'm interested in romance. I'm interested in cigarettes. I'm interested in a cast including James Gandolfini, Kate Winslet, Susan Sarandon and Christopher Walken. What I'm NOT interested in is ever seeing this movie again. AVOID it at all costs. Yes, I know the cast and the thought of John Turturro directing will tempt you as it did me, but this is not "quirky," just bad. I think I'll give it no stars, because giving it one star would be an insult to the other movies I gave two stars.